Forty Nukes In Your Rectum ⌂

TW: Flat privilege, hermaphrodite motherfucking alligators.

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  • 4 months ago 9 notes
    #korea #plastic surgery #tumblr #body modification

    So tumblr discovered this blog about plastic surgery in South Korea and the outrage is fucking hilarious.

    First if all, let’s all collectively giggle at the fact that if you have more ink than normal skin on yourself, or if you inflate your ear lobes to ten times their normal size, tumblr thinks you’re so “cool” and “sexy”. Then recall how transforming yourself into a cat with multiple exotic instances of plastic surgery will get you comments such as, and I quote, “body modification hero”.

    But the moment you decide to change the shape of your nose a bit, FUCKING OUTRAGE PATRIARCHY RAPE-ENABLING SLUT-SHAMING SEXIST MISOGYNY OMG HOW DARE THEY BLAH BLAH BLAH.

    This site cracks me up so much.