Forty Nukes In Your Rectum ⌂

TW: Flat privilege, hermaphrodite motherfucking alligators.

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  • 6 days ago
    #tycoondashie
    tycoondashie replied to your post: tycoondashie replied to…
    i will agree with that, like can we tell these people she isn’t the only person to ever have tits?

    I think these people always thought she amounted to just a pair of tits, so in their eyes, the loss of tits is indistinguishable from death.

  • 6 days ago 1 note
    #tycoondashie
    tycoondashie replied to your post: see-much-reveal-little replied to your post: I…
    well testicular cancer is far more deadly than breast cancer

    My point still stands though. If these people are so obsessed with big boobs, I direct them to pornhub, where there’s boobs aplenty.

    Hollywood celebrity culture is populated by retards.

  • 6 days ago 1 note
    #see-much-reveal-little
    see-much-reveal-little replied to your post: I have only two things to say about Angelina…
    No wonder I saw some bullshit post about how “all men feel sexually robbed” when a woman has a mastectomy.

    She had like 80% chance of developing breast cancer.

    Like what do you want her to do? If I had 80% chance of developing testicle cancer, I’d cut my balls off without an afterthought lol.

  • 6 days ago 2 notes

    I have only two things to say about Angelina Jolie’s mastectomy.

    Flatter is better and,

    Flatter Lara Croft is even better.

  • 1 week ago

    Feel the motherfucking epicness coursing through your motherfucking veins.

  • 1 week ago 10 notes

    dqwes:

    t-u-r-k-e-y:

    foreverware:

    t-u-r-k-e-y:

    I don’t have a problem with cultural appropriation when it is done Correctly but Japanese heian period pagodas and edo period katanas at panda express wtf is this tripe

    isn’t panda express like mall chinese food

    I’m only familiar with Beijing cuisine so I couldn’t tell you if this was authentic in other parts of china

    I walked by my Panda Express one day and I saw the Samurai Panda and I was like, “Samurai is Japanese dude.”

    silly restaurant

    Legit question:

    Have people not watched films such as Hero, House of Flying Daggers, and Curse of t he Golden Flower in the U.S.?

    Cause they were all the rage here a few years ago and you can easily tell the differences between Japanese and Chinese ancient combat.

    Also Zhang Yimou is a fucking genius and you should watch all his shit because he rocks kthxbai.

  • 1 week ago 4 notes
    asker icon Anonymous said: Would you ever willingly rape somebody?

    Short answer: no.

    **NOTICE TO TUMBLR SJWs WITHOUT A MATHEMATICAL BACKGROUND: EXCELLENT QUOTE MINING OPPORTUNITY FOLLOWS**

    Long answer: The moral framework of my preference is utilitarianism. This means I can imagine an infinite (to be specific: non-countably infinite) amount of situations where rape is actually the morally good thing to do.

    For example, if I was given a dilemma between raping someone and murdering a million people, I would select rape.

    However, pure dilemmas are very unlikely to appear in real life (you usually have more than two choices), and this is a tiny subset of these dilemmas, so the probability of me raping someone is practically infinitesimal.

    **NOTICE TO TUMBLR SJWs WITHOUT A MATHEMATICAL BACKGROUND: EXCELLENT QUOTE MINING OPPORTUNITY ABOVE**

  • 1 week ago 6 notes

    dqwes:

    The thing though is there are people who often say that pornography is a necessity and considering that we live in a society that has this movie mentality, we tend to overvalue it to the point where we compare wanting to have it to the civil rights movement.

    I could on about a lot of women who participate in it only do so because many of them are dirt poor from the gender wage-gap. I understand that there are those who CHOOSE to participate in it and have a good time, but of course there are a bunch of factors such as increased risk of STDs, rapes and whatnot within the industry (I think I’ve said something like this before when we debated about one of the propositions in California (can’t remember the number)). I can’t really blame them for choosing to participate though, because if they wanna participate, then it is what it is. I just don’t see what’s really empowering about having an STD.

    Yes, but your rhetoric misrepresents a lot of the pro-porn side’s argumentation and the situation specific in Iceland.

    Apart from food, water, relatively clean air, and some reproduction, nothing else is a “necessity.” If “necessity” were our standard, we would care about almost nothing. Most of what we argue on are, in fact, privileges we have due to technology and infrastructure.

    I have seen no one compare their pro-porn position to the civil rights movement of the ‘60’s, but that comparison is indeed invalid. However, it is a civil rights issue. And like all issues, if we can afford the time to address it, it’s sensible to do so.

    Now, the situation in Iceland is about the consumption of pornography, not the production thereof. Production is a separate issue.

    Secondly, the problems surrounding porn production in America do not necessarily apply to Iceland, because the amount and quality of social programs is way different. That means U.S.-centric statistics do not easily apply.

    Thirdly, these problems do not address amateur pornography—mostly distributed for free—as it is impossible for one to coerce oneself.

    Fourthly, even with these problems into consideration, the only thing that directly follows is the illegality of coercion, and the illegality of profiting from products of coercion. The non-profit distribution of these products is a separate issue.

    Finally, work-related coercion is something everyone under a non-egalitarian system (like modern capitalism) suffers from. You don’t personally do this, but the vast majority of anti-porn advocates specifically single out the commercial production of pornography as coercive, even though e.g. the military and prison industrial complexes do much worse and on a much larger scale.

  • 1 week ago 6 notes

    dqwes:

    People who say that the ban on pornography in Iceland is going to make the nation “authoritarian,” stop.

    It’s not the end of the world when porn is illegal there. Who the fuck cares?

    Authoritarianism is a vile attitude and banning XYZ is only a symptom. tumblr only remembers it hates such attitudes when it wants.

    That said, “it’s not the end of the world” could be claimed about literally everything, including the sun spontaneously becoming a red giant a few billion years prematurely and swallowing the Earth whole, eradicating the human species.

    People who care about Iceland, freedom of information, and/or porn care. They think this is bad legislation and voice their objections / arguments.

    Some people always blow things out of proportions, but if you want to ridicule them, this is the wrong phraseology / argumentation. I could say the exact same about the Venezuela elections.

  • 1 week ago
    #tmi tuesday #ask me stuff #anything goes

    Today is Tuesday.

    Today I’m also manstruating.

    This feels like an excellent opportunity for you to learn why I support the genocide of the disabled, Rand Paul, rape, and slavery!

    GO!

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  • 1 week ago 2 notes

    OMG TUMBLR ADDED A NEW BUTTON TO EMAIL SHIT AND IT’S SO HORRIBLE UGH THIS SITE IS RUINED FOREVER WHY DO TUMBLR DEVELOPERS SUCK SO MUCH LIKE JESUS CHRIST EVERYTHING SUCKS NOTHING WILL EVER BE THE SAME I WILL CUT MY WRISTS AND UNLESS THIS POST GETS 5315 NOTES I’LL COMMIT SUICIDE THIS CHRISTMAS

  • 1 week ago 2 notes

    Dragon Quest

    m2browning:

    u opine
    commie slime
    is sublime

    y’all pedos
    are wearing speedos
    stead of tuxedos

    aint rantin solo
    you suck at polo
    while saying yolo

    i’ve yellow fever
    faek azns make me shiver
    worse than justin bieber

    I wrote a comprehensive summary of all dqwes-related drama ever. Worship my poetic skills.

  • 1 week ago 2 notes

    After Justin Bieber and Twilight, there’s a new teenage girl sensation in the works, and that’s none other than the… Dzhokhar Tsarnaev fandom!

    The poor little boy is just too cute and sexy to have committed the  bombings, so there’s facebook groups supporting the fine cause of freeing him, there’s underage girls tweeting about the moisture between their legs in varying states of undress, and of course there’s forums dedicated to fan fiction and all kinds of sexual fantasies.

    Has nobody taught these girls that not everything that moisturises your genitals is a good thing, something that should be shared and affect your opinions of people?

    I mean, certainly, everyone has ugly thoughts, but most of us have enough common sense not to support passing legislation enabling spontaneous sex in public locations and what have you.

  • 1 week ago
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    I lost a bunch of weight by going to space. Now I weigh 0kg.

  • 1 week ago 128,672 notes

    icanbarelyspeak:

    not-thefunniestblog:

    if kate middleton doesn’t present the baby to the world from her balcony the same way rafiki presented simba they are doing it wrong

    when Michael Jackson did that people got really mad

    Bitches hate real hashtag-swag.

    (via strongblackwomankin)