This is Vas reporting the latest and greatest in SJW trends. Today I learned that novels featuring anti-heroes are literally oppression that do nothing but glorify evil, oppressive behaviour, problematic power structures, what have you. Erasing all the progress of modern literature with your faux-activist ultra-superficial analysis in one fell swoop is apparently the edgy thing to do. It’s also thankfully the same reason why these people flunk their classes.
I’m the STEM major; I’m supposed to be hilariously illiterate on these subjects. And yet no matter how little I know, at least I have the modesty to recognise my ignorance, instead of feigning omniscience like a teenage girl with a recently discovered, perpetually nebulous ideology who mistakes her inability to perceive nuance for an affinity towards profound epiphanies.
I am pleased, though. I enjoy that there’s still politically correct fagbutts still offended by the mere notion of ethically dubious protagonists in the 21st century. Life wouldn’t be worth living without the excitement of offending those who clearly are fine-tuned for offence. May their offence outlast the universe itself, so that future worlds can listen to the symphony of tweets of professional victimhood and first world problems.