Forty Nukes In Your Rectum

Lesbians and masturbation are an obvious and yet unfailing combination.

Even if you are the classiest mofo on the planet and blind, like Lilly here, you masturbate. Sexual activity is a sign of a healthy female. Class representatives must always lead healthy lives.

Kyou is by far the best female in the entirety of Clannad. This is enhanced by the fact that Ishikei’s artistic skills are over nine thousand.

I must warn against masturbating on white sheets, however.

Pagan goddesses masturbate every now and then.

Weird as it may sound, even aliens engage in masturbatory acts.

Tomboys are also fully capable of indulging in womanly pleasures.

Sometimes one is befuddled by their own bodily fluids. You get used to it in time.

Vibrating equipment reduces the strain on your fingers. No one wants sore fingers, since they make typing harder.

Chairs are a good place to get your fapping done; I will note, however, that care must be taken not to dirty the chair. Easier said than done, especially if you have a vagina.

Sergei must feel a weird combination of happy and awkward watching his adopted daughter slowly defrosting. Cue vodka.

I’m kicking this off with a page out of one of my favourite doujins of all time.

Starting slow is too mainstream.

I admit it.

I sabotaged their operations cause my white cis scumness overcame me.

(Source: fuckyeahsocialjusticesally)